♥Bekka Boo♥

12 months ago

i will never see the knife at 50,000 feet.

wtf is that even supposed to fucking mean

1 year ago

striking thought

…this whole new zodiac symbol thing everyone’s talking about.

from what i hear, it only counts for people that were born after 2009.

I already hear it:

“Mommy, you cant be a Sagitarius cause your birthday is November 26th..THAT’S a Scorpio”

“yes dear, but mommy was born in 1990 and it was before we had the new sign.”

“Wow you’re old..”

And that’s when I woke up with a child with a red hand painted on his asscheek.

1 year ago

just kidding ;)

Her: my boyfriend asked me to marry him
Friend: OH MY GOD....AHHHHHHHHHH....YESSS!!!!
Her: i said no.
Friend: I MEAN.....NOOOO
Her: JK.....i said yes lmao

1 year ago

My mom on my pregnancy...

Bekka Boo: no girls
roseann: WHY
Bekka Boo: cause they're bitches.
Bekka Boo: u just want one so it can turn out like me n i'll have the curse
Bekka Boo: lol
roseann: no they're not... only you were a bitch
Bekka Boo: LOL THANKS
roseann: your welcome. 
 lol love her.

Notes: 1 / 1 year ago

"…the hardest thing to do is to settle down.. but that’s why you get one like her"

- my boyfriend <3

1 year ago

by the way…

I was that girl.

And im pregnant.

….it’s the greatest feeling in the world when he touches my stomach.

…………………..It’s like the baby knows his father.

1 year ago

picture this

you’re walking in Walmart and you see an interracial couple walking to the door after just checking out.

the guy is tall, dark, good lookin…holding the bags she just purchased for him… the girl’s got on an oversized jacket and sweat pants.hair tied back feeling comfortable, but still keeping warm due to the 30 degree weather outside.

they’re walking with his arm around her.. her hands in her jacket pockets.

you can’t tell what they’re talking about but she keeps looking in the direction shes walking while he continuously looks down at her to chat.

and then when you think she’s irritated or not having a good day, you see the guy place his hand on her lower belly.

they stop.

she looks up and smiles.

he smiles back.

she gets on her tippietoes to kiss him.

she buries her head in his chest as they continue walking…

what are you thinking?

1 year ago

umm.. he called me boring basically.

So, me, and the man i plan to spend the rest of my life with, decide to have a conversation over my intelligence. Okay, cool. Whatever. Well, he ends up saying, and I quote, “You are the smartest, DUMBEST person I know.”

Oh, word? Gee, Thanks. And what exactly does that mean..?

“It’s like you got old people sense, ‘cause you lack normal, COMMON sense.”

So then I tell this muhffuka that he needed to explain that retarded analogy ‘cause I started feeling my blood start to boil - but still feeling a type of humor about how funny HE thought it was. [[I always tend to laugh harder, take things less seriously, or think things are funnier when he finds them funny, solely cause I think it’s cute when he laughs. It makes ME happy to see HIM happy, ya know? But back to the story…]]

He said that he never ever wanted to call me this….as he went on to call me this…and said the one word was, “conservative”.

As if that wasn’t bad enough that it feels like he’s telling me I’m not wild enough in certain aspects of my life that he wants, he goes on to saying, “YOU’RE LIKE AN OLD AMISH WOMAN” and proceeded to laugh hysterically out the next room, into the living room.

So there you have it. I’m boring in the eyes of the man I’m supposed to spend the rest of my life with…when both of us know that in him, I see everything I could ever ask for, and THEN some.

Great.

1 year ago

Surprise! You’re at Week 7.

It isn’t for certain yet, but the doc says I’m just around 6-7 weeks pregnant, just from the information I’ve given her. I have an appointment for an ultrasound on the 12th to see for sure just how far along I am.

It’s crazy, it feels like I just woke up one morning and BOOM, my eggo’s preggo. Lately, my body’s been going through DRAMATIC changes. I feel heavier, even the nicest smells make me sick to my stomach, and my boobs feel like there’s a permanent nipple twister attached to them.

I think I’m going to be documenting things that happen on tumblr…at least untill I get some sort of baby book…OR MY SCRAP BOOK I’VE BEEN WANTING! =D

Baby bump pics coming soon. =]

1 year ago

soooooooo….

im pregnant :)

1 year ago

i whip my hair back n forth..

i whip my hair back n forth!

1 year ago

my solution to everything.

minipixels: He's never heard of Keith Sweat
me: cut him.
 [[hours later]]
minipixels: i just got a really bad cramp in my stomach
me: cut it.

Notes: 2 / 1 year ago

jersey shore

Optometrist: "ohh, you're itailian too??"
Vinny: "100%"
Optometrist: "then why are you so white??"
 LMAO.

1 year ago

"colorblind"

Hannah: Isaiah,look at our hands...what's different about them?

Isaiah: mines's smaller!

1 year ago

thisroutineriot:

domtothemoon:

what if the girl who was throwing puppies was actually throwing them as a sport that’s a sport in russia maybe and they were yelping in joy and they were racing to get to the end of the river and then she picked them up and hugged them and kissed them and loved them!!!

i laughed. im sorry. i actually hated that girl for doin what she did but i think i needed a little something to lighten the mood a little. hate me for it, but ill probably show this to a few people.