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1 year ago
umm.. he called me boring basically.
So, me, and the man i plan to spend the rest of my life with, decide to have a conversation over my intelligence. Okay, cool. Whatever. Well, he ends up saying, and I quote, “You are the smartest, DUMBEST person I know.”
Oh, word? Gee, Thanks. And what exactly does that mean..?
“It’s like you got old people sense, ‘cause you lack normal, COMMON sense.”
So then I tell this muhffuka that he needed to explain that retarded analogy ‘cause I started feeling my blood start to boil - but still feeling a type of humor about how funny HE thought it was. [[I always tend to laugh harder, take things less seriously, or think things are funnier when he finds them funny, solely cause I think it’s cute when he laughs. It makes ME happy to see HIM happy, ya know? But back to the story…]]
He said that he never ever wanted to call me this….as he went on to call me this…and said the one word was, “conservative”.
As if that wasn’t bad enough that it feels like he’s telling me I’m not wild enough in certain aspects of my life that he wants, he goes on to saying, “YOU’RE LIKE AN OLD AMISH WOMAN” and proceeded to laugh hysterically out the next room, into the living room.
So there you have it. I’m boring in the eyes of the man I’m supposed to spend the rest of my life with…when both of us know that in him, I see everything I could ever ask for, and THEN some.
Great.
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