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1 year ago
striking thought
…this whole new zodiac symbol thing everyone’s talking about.
from what i hear, it only counts for people that were born after 2009.
I already hear it:
“Mommy, you cant be a Sagitarius cause your birthday is November 26th..THAT’S a Scorpio”
“yes dear, but mommy was born in 1990 and it was before we had the new sign.”
“Wow you’re old..”
And that’s when I woke up with a child with a red hand painted on his asscheek.
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